Don't Fall for Marketing Gimmicks by Papa Hari

"Papa Hari talks at length about the ways in which unscrupulous marketers push their products to the unsuspecting public! A definite must-read, if only to understand how such books sell in the first place!!" -- Anonymous Reader
"Simply unputdownable!! A great visionary, Papa Hari has completely bowled me over with his strategies on combating marketing hype and gimmicks. Buy now and you'll never buy anything else in your life!! Guaranteed!!" -- Papa Hari Times Review
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14 comments
I enjoyed this. MrCorey, are you talking about your visiting card?
Sudipta, actually you get conned into buying it.
Oh well, my order is in. I need to know how to dupe, er, I mean, I need to know how to make an incredible amount of money by selling worthless ebooks.
I have already placed my order!

Abhinav, what's your order? Tea or coffee?