Don't Fall for Marketing Gimmicks by Papa Hari

Posted at 04:53:29 pm by hari under Light Hearted (1790 views)

The GREATEST BOOK in the WORLD!!!

"Papa Hari talks at length about the ways in which unscrupulous marketers push their products to the unsuspecting public! A definite must-read, if only to understand how such books sell in the first place!!" -- Anonymous Reader

"Simply unputdownable!! A great visionary, Papa Hari has completely bowled me over with his strategies on combating marketing hype and gimmicks. Buy now and you'll never buy anything else in your life!! Guaranteed!!" -- Papa Hari Times Review

Described as The GREATEST BOOK in the WORLD!!! and The BOOK OF THE CENTURY by Papa HARI HIMSELF!!!

"Written in a unique, captivating style, Papa Hari is not only wise, but witty as well. Get a course of this book and NEVER spend an extra penny buying stuff you don't need!!!" -- The Papa Hari Market Research Institute

"Do you guys ever realize that TESTIMONIALS can be faked?? I bet you didn't know that before. But after reading Papa Hari's Book I'm well aware of how salespeople can resort to this and other low-down tricks in order to sell trash. THANK YOU PAPA HARI!!!! -- Mr. John Brown - A Satisfied Customer

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14 comments

GravatarComment from: titanium [Member] · http://www.creativehedgehog.com
:)) I enjoyed this.
Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 18:57
GravatarComment from: hari [Member] · http://literaryforums.org
So you've placed your order, then :>
Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 19:18
GravatarComment from: Shrinidhi [Visitor] · http://enidhi.net
*****
Despatch ebook version please...
Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 20:32
GravatarComment from: MrCorey [Visitor] · http://coreythompson.com
My card won't work with the checkout!!!
Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 05:00
GravatarComment from: Sudipta Chatterjee [Visitor] · http://sudiptachatterjee.blogspot.com
****-
Do I get paid to buy this? |-|
Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 14:17
GravatarComment from: hari [Member] · http://literaryforums.org
Shri, e-books are so 1999. I'll send you an iBook.

MrCorey, are you talking about your visiting card? :p

Sudipta, actually you get conned into buying it.
Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 18:06
GravatarComment from: Logesh TamilSelvan [Visitor] · http://loggyrhythm.blogspot.com
Hey Mr. u r in a pirated world.. sooner I'll make some pirated copies.. he he he... :>>
Thursday May 8, 2008 @ 21:14
GravatarComment from: hari [Member] · http://literaryforums.org
Logesh, pirated copies are banned by the Papa Hari Foundation. Didn't you know that? :lalala:
Friday May 9, 2008 @ 18:38
GravatarComment from: Ray [Visitor] · http://lostaddress.org
Luckily I preordered mine and have read it 3 times :) I also ordered the 10 volume add on set so I never have to risk overspending again.
Saturday May 10, 2008 @ 19:43
GravatarComment from: hari [Member] · http://literaryforums.org
You're one of my favourite customers, Ray. ;D
Sunday May 11, 2008 @ 08:45
GravatarComment from: RT Cunningham [Visitor] · http://www.untwistedvortex.com/
*****
Damn, I could have saved a bunch!

Oh well, my order is in. I need to know how to dupe, er, I mean, I need to know how to make an incredible amount of money by selling worthless ebooks. :>>
Sunday May 11, 2008 @ 14:00
GravatarComment from: ray [Visitor] · http://lostaddress.org
Forgot to say, the title puts a smile on my face. Reading it as a single run on sentence gives the extra level of comedy :)
Monday May 12, 2008 @ 21:06
GravatarComment from: Abhinav [Visitor]
Lol, Nice one! :)
I have already placed my order!
Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 07:21
GravatarComment from: hari [Member] · http://literaryforums.org
Ray, I assure you it was intentional. :P

Abhinav, what's your order? Tea or coffee? :))
Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 09:24

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