In case you don't know what you're cheering for, this blog has completed all of 200 lovely, wonderful, thoughtful, mind-improving, well-conceived, delightful, entertaining, brilliantly executed and produced entries embossed and wrapped in lovely XHTML 1.0 (as prescribed by W3C). Please stand up, applaud your champion of justice, your Creator, your mentor, your friend, your teacher, your guide, your conscience, your daily news bulletin, your hero and your unquestionable source of envy.

Your awards and testimonials speak for themselves. Papa Hari thanks you for the kind words. Here are a few of them as received by Papa Hari. First, the awards

Awarded the Best Blog of the year for three successive years in every single category available, by the Papa Hari Foundation for the Promotion of Papa Hari's Fame and Fortune. (PHFPPHFF)!

Awarded the Best Blogger of the Century by the same Foundation.

Also awarded the Best Blogger within a radius of 50,000mm of his own house.

And now, the testimonials:

• My uncle's second-cousin's sister-in-law's friend's daughter could never write as well as Papa Hari. - Reader from Southern England whose uncle's second-cousin's sister-in-law's friend's daughter is currently four and a half years old and in kindergarten school.
• This blog is simply moving... especially when I shake my laptop up and down. - A smart-alec reader from an unknown location who disappeared mysteriously from his home two days after this message.
• All Hail Papa Hari's genius, wisdom, kindness and Grace! God bless our Saviour, Prince and Eternal Ruler, the one and only Papa Hari - Another reader asked to write a testimonial after hearing of the previous reader's fate.
• Brings a tear to my eye every time I read this blog. - The honest™ opinion of a three-star restaurant chef's assistant who always reads this blog in the kitchen while chopping raw onions.
• Papa Hari personally changed me. - A schoolboy (who was looking to buy candy desperately) receiving change for his hundred-rupee note from a kind, obliging Papa Hari showing the way for all humanity.
• Witty, hilarious, humourous, light-hearted, jocular, comical, amusing, zany, droll... - An English teacher woken up at twelve in the night and asked to recite the synonyms of the word funny.